Free public roast
Put it on the record.
Get roasted publicly and become part of the weekly Hot Seat. Great for founders who want feedback, a laugh, and content their audience can share.
- 30–60 second roast video
- One actionable next move
Roast · Real talk · A better business
Submit your business.
We’ll roast what isn’t working, make you laugh, and leave you with one move that makes your business better.
Public roasts are free. Private feedback stays between us.
Now seating
Your big idea
30–60 sec.
One roast. One real fix.
Pressure levelJust spicy enough
Bigger ideas after the roast.
Good businesses can take a roast.
Funny feedback.
Real impact.
This is not a vague “looks great!” audit. It’s an honest, sharp take on the thing slowing down your next yes.
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actionable improvement in every roast
From submission to shareable
Into the fire in three steps.
- 01
Show us the evidence
Send your site, offer, profile, pitch, or whatever makes you wince when you look at it too long.
- 02
We find the real problem
We call out the confusing, forgettable, or trying-too-hard bit in a quick roast video.
- 03
You get the comeback
You leave with one smart next move—and a shareable clip if you choose to go public.
Choose your heat
Public glory or private clarity.
Private roast
Keep the heat in-house.
Same honest energy. More room for nuance. Your feedback remains your business.
Private packages are available below.
Take the hot seat
Your business can handle sixty seconds.
Send the link, give us a little context, and choose your heat. We’ll bring the jokes and the next move.
No pitch deck required. Promise.